The allotment failed...on to container gardening and knitting the blues away...
I laughed out loud. I bet my husband can relate, because he commutes every day. Although I doubt if he knows what dpns means! (I always want to add in a 'k' for 'knitting'!)
I'm beaming that I made you laugh...it seemed a good way to get rid of my commuter frustration! And I know what you mean about dpkns. Perhaps we could see if we could get it to catch on?
It's worth a try!